Finger Art Birthday Card

This Finger Art Birthday Card arrived by www during my celebration this year. I was so pleased it had been made for me.

Battle of the Washing Machine.

There has been a battle in France, I am not sure who won.

There was an escape plan,

I couldn't post it earlier as the email settings were all wonky.
I previous patient had already dug the tunnel leaving an escape hatch in my room.

Secret Plans

I found these Secret Plans left in a locked safe at Addenbrookes Towers. Nobody will mind if I share them with you, they deal with the logistics of moving patients efficiently round the hospital.

1. CONTROL UNIT. a nurse may manually programme in the destination and time the patient needs to arrive in another department, or they can scan the patients wrist band and all required information is downloaded from the hospital mainframe computer to the bed.

2. ARIEL so the bed may communicate efficiently with the hospital mainframe computer.

3. SPACIAL DETECTOR UNIT this gadget will enable the bed to navigate round both people and other objects en-route. The hospital mainframe computer will also know where each bed is so it may slow down or speed up beds to avoid crashes at corners and junctions.

MOTOR very important, to power the bed.
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Thank you for the many get well messages and other comments coming my way. It is once again time to try sleeping.

In hospital this can be a great game, points gained for the number of night ward activities you may sleep through. One who sleeps the longest wins.
So far I have not won.

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Escape Plans

Where I am staying in the hospital

All visitors may approach by the new guided busway. This may prove to be the long way round if travelling by foot.